sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
lms if u remember in middle school when they changed the multiplication sign from x to •
do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxiety
like they just
without worrying about them first
how DARE u get tattoos and piercings and make decisions about what to do to YOUR own body just who the heck do u think u are
*puts sunglasses on grandma’s corpse at open casket* she would’ve wanted it this way..